Monday, May 16, 2011

This raised more questions than answers.

Via text message:

Me: Andy called, the touch screen at ______ keeps rebooting itself over and over again.

Boss: Kind of like machine masturbation?

Which just got me thinking... Like... if a machine *could*... what would the, *ahem*, end result be? What kind of gift would spew from the loins of a robot upon climax? *ponders*

1 comment:

  1. I know robots have nuts, but do they have testicles?

    My guess would be 10w40.

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